The bigger the gun...

I'm going to go to some Town Hall meetings soon. My congresscritter is having one tonight, tho it's not on health care. I'm going anyway -- I want to see what these things are like, and I'm also interested in the topic. And I also want to see if the shouters show up. There are a couple more coming up soon by some nearby congresscritters that ARE on health care -- going to those too. If I see anybody carrying a gun, I'm going to sidle up behind him (assuming it'll be a male) and mutter "Big gun, small dick." And see what happens next. Maybe he'll shoot me. But probably not.

Swobbie

who has a smallish gun (which she's never fired) and no dick at all